There was a pregnant pause. It gave birth to a lot of little pauses, each one more deeply embarrassing than its parent.
"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure."
i just want will to be my friend
*serves will human meat*
*shoves an ear down will's throat*
*gets will in jail*
what am i doing wrong
so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class
oh my fucking god
Hufflepuffs are essentially Hobbits.
They live underground, close to the kitchens and the common room is warm and comfortable.